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- Last updated: Tuesday, 24 February
- Adoos Reference: 4935010
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- Price: £20
- Location:
Ormskirk, Lancashire
Description
Alright, my name is Ozzy and I'm a cat who's up for grabs. I like eating, meowing and shit / pissing everywhere. I'll make your house fucking reek and occasionally I might come over for a bit of a stroke.
Once me and me brother stuck a biscuit to the wall with shit, it was dead funny. I never know what to put on these things...erm... Oh yeah: when I've had a piss in my litter tray I like to poke about in it with my paws then go straight to the kitchen to walk around on the work surfaces. Ha ha ha thats boss. At the moment I'm for sale because I live in a bit of a dangerous place - the guys who I live with spend a lot of the time bladdered and I'm worried that this fat one will sit on me and squash the shit out of me.
The other week, right, I was lying on top of the boiler and me brother came over and started licking my arse for ages, then he gave us the beginings of a suck. I'm worried that that might make me gay.
Twenty Quid, come on. Apparently I'm adorable, but the one who says that fucked off ages ago.